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You need one of these for Christmas …

Bear really is very naughty but you need one of these for Christmas don’t you …

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What a wonderful world we live in! Can somebody buy one for Bear at Christmas?

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Remember when this was the only “bathroom”.

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Where we used to poo.

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I guess you have to be as old as me or older to remember this.

I remember the night cart coming to pick up the sewerage bins and replace with empties. As a kid I was amazed at how cheerful the guys were wearing leather hats and covers over their shoulders so that the effluent did no slash on them.

I also remember they had gifts at Christmas of cartoons of large bottles of beer probably so many it took all year to drink. No wonder they were happy! The good old days when people thought of each other.

Of course some were just great holes in the ground but then I would have missed out on the great night cart guys.

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When you need toilette …

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Toilet joke by Bear …

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Well you will follow Bear Tales

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World Toilet Day: Porcelain art aims to spark conversations about global health problem …

Do you think about your toilet and the people in the world who don’t have one because we all poop?

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“Toilet talk is generally considered impolite, but two charities are utilising art to lift the lid on the “loo taboo”.

Twenty-five toilets decorated by New South Wales artists have been put on display in Sydney for World Toilet Day – a UN initiative to raise awareness about the number of people around the world without access to toilets.”

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Click an image to view slideshow of the toilet art …

Source: World Toilet Day: Porcelain art aims to spark conversations about global health problem – ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation).

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The toilet for a three year old …

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A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET.

HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT’S UP.

THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.

BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.

HIS MOTHER SAYS: “BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU’VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE.”

BILLY SAYS: “I’M FINE, MUMMY… I JUST HAVEN’T DONE IT YET.”

MOTHER SAYS: “OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?”

BILLY SAYS:”IT WORKS ON THE TOMATO SAUCE BOTTLE!”

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Source: Email chain that’s why it is all caps. Hope you enjoyed.

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Varnish the toilet seat …

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If this doesn’t get a laugh out of you, nothing will!

My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to revarnish the wooden seat on our toilet.

Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out.

After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned.

She came in and undressed to take a shower.

Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.

As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.

About that time, I got home and realized her predicament.

We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.

Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts.

Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (try to get a mental picture of this).

Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, “Well, Doctor, I’ll bet you’ve never seen anything like this before.”

The Doctor replied, “Actually, I’ve seen lots of them I just never saw one mounted and framed.”

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