Tag Archives: Technology

The Lister Engine …

Shared by Bear Tales follower Brian I


Not only did the Poms introduce the Lister engine to the sub-continent but perhaps a wee bit of humour as well, eh?


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Wrong email address …


Sex wearable is coming to track your performance and judge you – Fitbit for your man bits …

Do you want to be monitored during your performance?

The i.Con Smart Condom, which markets itself as the “world’s first smart condom,” is actually a ring that fits over a boring, dumb condom and claims to track the exercise of your man bits, as well as detect chlamydia and syphilis.

“It’s basically a Fitbit for your man bits that tracks thrust speed and velocity. But don’t be too hard on yourself.

According to the preorder page, the ring will answer questions such as:

  • What’s my thrust velocity?
  • How fast are my thrusts?
  • How many calories did that sesh just burn?
  • How many times did I just have sex?
  • What’s the average skin temperature of my… eggplant?
  • What’s my girth?
  • How many different positions did I just conquer?

Plus, it aims to answer that age-old question: How do I stack up at sex to everyone else around the world? Because sure, let’s gamify sex. What could go wrong?”

BEAR IS BEING SERIOUS THIS IS TECHNOLOGY OF THE FUTURE

Please visit source: Smart condom ring i.Con is like a Fitbit for your man bits – CNET

How old do I look …

How old are you?

Bear Tales

The #HowOldRobot guesses how old you look using Machine Learning.

old man cartoon

I don’t like this page it said I was older than what I am! LMAO 😉

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Please visit How old do I look? to try yourself.

Tell me how you go?

Actually this is not such a joke! Imagine how this will be useful in identifying criminals?

Bear doesn’t have to worry the worse thing I do is make appalling posts on WordPress. 🙂 LMAO

That's crazy

That’s crazy

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My type of clock …

My new clock

Bear Tales

The right time The right time

Love it want one !!!

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The need for urgent collective action to keep people safe online: Lessons from last week’s cyberattack – Microsoft on the Issues

“Starting first in the United Kingdom and Spain, the malicious “WannaCrypt” software quickly spread globally, blocking customers from their data unless they paid a ransom using Bitcoin. The WannaCrypt exploits used in the attack were drawn from the exploits stolen from the National Security Agency, or NSA, in the United States. That theft was publicly reported earlier this year. A month prior, on March 14, Microsoft had released a security update to patch this vulnerability and protect our customers. While this protected newer Windows systems and computers that had enabled Windows Update to apply this latest update, many computers remained unpatched globally. As a result, hospitals, businesses, governments, and computers at homes were affected.”


Have you got that: “A month prior, on March 14, Microsoft had released a security update to patch this vulnerability and protect our customers.”


Read more » The need for urgent collective action to keep people safe online: Lessons from last week’s cyberattack – Microsoft on the Issues

“Second, this attack demonstrates the degree to which cybersecurity has become a shared responsibility between tech companies and customers. The fact that so many computers remained vulnerable two months after the release of a patch illustrates this aspect. As cybercriminals become more sophisticated, there is simply no way for customers to protect themselves against threats unless they update their systems. Otherwise they’re literally fighting the problems of the present with tools from the past. This attack is a powerful reminder that information technology basics like keeping computers current and patched are a high responsibility for everyone, and it’s something every top executive should support.”

Here here Microsoft! Please users UPDATE YOUR SYSTEMS to protect us all!

Vintage door lock by John Wilkes circa. 1680 …

Shared by Bear Tales follower Leslie



Thanks Leslie I have not seen this before.