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‘Interactive’ sex doll breaks down after huge number customers try it out at Austrian electronics fair …

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Broken: Samantha the Sex Robot has been sent for repair, after overexcited visitors at the Arts Electronica Festival in Linz, pictured, left the robot ‘heavily soiled’ and with broken limbs.

  • Samantha is a £3,375 robot that was on display at a festival in Austria
  • The interactive sex doll reacts to touch and responds when spoken to
  • Overexcited visitors at the fair left robot ‘heavily soiled’ with broken limbs
  • Creators say the visitors at the fair treated the doll ‘like barbarians’
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Testing, testing: Samantha’s designer Sergi Santos said visitors at the fair had treated the robot ‘like barbarians’

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A growing number of brothels in Austria, where prostitution is legal and regulated, are adding sex robots to their roster

Please visit story via Sex doll breaks down after huge number punters try it out | Daily Mail Online.

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Free sex …

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A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, ‘Free Sex with Fill-Up.’

Murphy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.

If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Murphy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, ‘You were close.

The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.’

A week later, Murphy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

Murphy guessed 2. The proprietor said, ‘Sorry, it was 3.

You were close, but no free sex this time.’

As they were driving away, Murphy said to Mick,
‘I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t really give away free sex at all.’

Mick replied, ‘No it’s genuine enough Murphy. My wife won twice last week.’

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Tarzan’s sex life …

 

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Well I am laughing

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Pregnant sex …

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well I am laughing

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Paddy’s wife is having an affair …


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Virgin bride for Paddy …

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Every woman can become a prostitute …

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The psychiatrist Raffaele Morelli said that every woman can become a prostitute.

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“In every woman there is, increasingly, being able to use seduction to gain an advantage. A person who is prostituted to success after years feels dirty. Every woman can become a prostitute”.

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Well girls do you prostitute to get what you want? Do you use seduction? Do you withhold sex to get what you want?

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this should be an interesting discussion?

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Bear is a good Accountant visit: A prostitute’s tax return