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Free sex …

Free sex

A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, ‘Free Sex with Fill-Up.’

Murphy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.

If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Murphy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, ‘You were close.

The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.’

A week later, Murphy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

Murphy guessed 2. The proprietor said, ‘Sorry, it was 3.

You were close, but no free sex this time.’

As they were driving away, Murphy said to Mick,
‘I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t really give away free sex at all.’

Mick replied, ‘No it’s genuine enough Murphy. My wife won twice last week.’


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Tarzan’s sex life …




Well I am laughing

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Pregnant sex …

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well I am laughing

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Paddy’s wife is having an affair …


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Virgin bride for Paddy …


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Every woman can become a prostitute …

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The psychiatrist Raffaele Morelli said that every woman can become a prostitute.

“In every woman there is, increasingly, being able to use seduction to gain an advantage. A person who is prostituted to success after years feels dirty. Every woman can become a prostitute”.


Well girls do you prostitute to get what you want? Do you use seduction? Do you withhold sex to get what you want?

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this should be an interesting discussion?

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Bear is a good Accountant visit: A prostitute’s tax return


What does virgin mean …

Come on what does it mean. Explain it to your kids!


You are laughing I know


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because Bear wishes he knew this before he had to do it!

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