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Shopping with your retired husband …

Shared by Bear Tales follower Deena



After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
Target. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and
preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like
most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the
following letter, from the local Target:

Dear Mrs. Harris:

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion,
in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced
to, ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your
husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video
surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
the women’s restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away’. This
caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a
reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union
grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company
money. We don’t have a Code 3.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms
on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a, ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
children shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets
from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’ EMTs
were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as
a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly
humming the, ‘ Mission Impossible’ theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, ‘Madonna
Look’ using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed; ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES

15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is
the fitting room?

And last, but not least:

16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile; then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in
here.’ One of the clerks passed out.

If you don’t send this to your dearest friends; You will be depriving
them of some good humor.πŸ˜©πŸ™„πŸ‘€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜…πŸ™ŠπŸ™ˆ

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The silver plate …

Shared by Bear Tales follower Ken J


A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, the son volunteered, β€œI know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.”

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, β€œEver since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

He said ,”Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”

He sat down and wrote :

‘Dear Mother:

I’m not saying that you β€˜did’ take the silver plate from my house, I’m not saying that you β€˜did not’ take the silver plate .. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.


Your Son’

Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read:

‘Dear Son:

I’m not saying that you β€˜do’ sleep with your roommate, and I’m not saying that you β€˜do not’ sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under the pillow …



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A true love story …

Shared by Bear Tales follower Ken J and I wanted to share with you.

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