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Every woman can become a prostitute …

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The psychiatrist Raffaele Morelli said that every woman can become a prostitute.

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“In every woman there is, increasingly, being able to use seduction to gain an advantage. A person who is prostituted to success after years feels dirty. Every woman can become a prostitute”.

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Well girls do you prostitute to get what you want? Do you use seduction? Do you withhold sex to get what you want?

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Bear is a good Accountant visit: A prostitute’s tax return

 

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Shammed Irish daughter became a prostitute …

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Accomodation for rent …

Shared by Bear Tales follower Ken.


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A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.

They did their thing ,and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment ‘RENT FOR APARTMENT.’

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

‘Dear Madam: Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment.

I am not sending the amount agreed upon,because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:

#1 – it had never been occupied;
#2 – there was plenty of heat; and
#3 – it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

However, I found out that:

#1 – it had been previously occupied,
#2 – there wasn’t any heat, and
#3 – it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:

Dear Sir:

#1 – I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 – As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
#3 – Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.

So, Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.


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A prostitute’s tax return …

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A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her tax return.

The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.”

He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. and then asks,” What is your occupation?”

“I’m a prostitute,” she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, “Let us try to rephrase that.”

The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl”.

“No, that still won’t work. Try again.”

They both think for a minute.

Then the woman says, “I’m an elite chicken farmer.”

The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?”

“Well, I raised 650 cocks last year.”

“Chicken Farmer it is.”

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Told you Bear was a good Accountant

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