Tag Archives: Pregnancy

My body – my choice …

So it is your choice what do you say to this?

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My wife and I struggled with this for years as we desperately wanted children. Unfortunately Vevencia had cysts on the ovaries and this took many years to diagnose at that time. Sad times and good times but we worked through it. Now closer than ever.

From Bear’s perspective be glad you are fertile your pregnancy might not be repeated. You also have the choice to take contraceptive aids these days?

Just think about it

Please have your say?

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Pregnant sex …

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well I am laughing

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Seeing the new Doctor …



Pregnancy lessons …

Picture a room full of pregnant women with their husbands.

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A nurse says, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path.”

“Gentlemen, remember that you’re both in this together. It wouldn’t hurt for you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both.”

The room becomes very quiet as the men absorb this information.

After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room slowly raises his hand.

“Yes?” says the Nurse.

“I was just wondering if it would be alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk.”

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That's crazy

That’s crazy

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Sharing the good news …

 

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A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she was pregnant.

The young lady had been married for ten years and had wanted a baby very badly.

As she sat on the bus, on her way home, she felt that she had to share the good news with someone.

The gentleman sitting next to her seemed as good as anyone to share the good news with.

“Sir”, she said, “I just received the best news you could ever imagine. I have to share it with someone or I’ll bust.”

She told him the news that the doctor had told her about being pregnant.

The man shared her enthusiasm as he shared his experience.

He said he was a farmer and he had trouble with his hens laying eggs.

He stated that he went out to the hen house one morning and all of his hens had layed eggs.

“I was so happy”, he added, “but confidentially, I changed cocks.”

The newly pregnant woman responded, “Confidentially, me too.”

You laughed I know!

 

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Bear is laughing

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Bank robbery …

A pregnant woman is in the bank when the bank is robbed. A gunfight breaks out, and she is shot 3 times in the abdomen. She is rushed to the hospital.

Miraculously, she is unharmed. After giving a full examination, though, the doctor tells her, “I have good and bad news for you. You are going to have triplets — but each baby has a bullet in it. Luckily, they have hit no vital organs, and eventually your children will pass the bullets naturally.”

The woman has 3 healthy babies. Twelve years pass, and she has all but forgotten the incident in the bank.

One day, the first child, a daughter, comes to her mother and says, “Mom, the strangest thing just happened — I was using the toilet, and I passed a bullet.”

The mother explains everything, and she assures her daughter that everything is okay.

A few weeks later, the second child, also a daughter, comes to her mother and says, “Mom, the strangest thing just happened. I was using the toilet, and I passed a bullet.

The mother goes on to tell that daughter the story, too.

Several weeks later, the third child, a son, comes to his mother and says, “Mom, the strangest thing just happened.”

The mother interrupts him and says, “You passed a bullet, right?”

The son says, “No, Mom — I was playing with my pp and I shot the dog!”

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Still laughing

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