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“Right, that’s enough!” election chaos inspires Queen to reinstate absolute monarchy …

Tuesday, 13 June 2017

“Right, that’s enough!”: election chaos inspires Queen to reinstate absolute monarchy

We are going to take back the empire too many idiot politicians …“I have had to watch this laughable democratic spectacle for long enough and I am not amused.” The Queen was visibly irked during her speech to her subjects. “Pointless snap elections, unstable majorities, shilly-shallying on the direction of Brexit, declaring human rights void in the fight against terrorism, Boris Johnson as Foreign Secretary… that is quite enough!”

because of the total debacle in a former colony who can’t govern themselves this is what is going to happen …

“Another former colony, the USA, is also to return to monarchic rule as soon as possible. According to inside sources, negotiations have already begun with several of President Trump’s advisers. It is said he could be persuaded to allow the annexation of the USA by the United Kingdom in return for the title “Viceroy of America”, a gold crown complete with sceptre and a grand parade through London.”

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It needs to happen too many dumb politicians especially here in Aussie?



Trump has been treated unfairly …

sincerely he has been treated badly …

what a total joke the world laughs

Truly USA you are a joke to the world!

And this is why Meryl Streep is a legend …


I know the rest of the world has had enough of the media reporting the USA elections but Bear thinks you should pay attention to this …

This is why Meryl Streep is a legend …

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and Donald Trump is an egomaniac.

What is that I hear Meryl Streep is an overrated actor? Didn’t I see that on Twitter? So now the USA President conducts business on social media which is total crap and can’t be believed anyway. Has the world gone mad. 😦

Bear thinks it is going to be a train wreck. I feel sorry for my friends in the USA.


Maybe I am wrong your constructive comments are welcome.

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Letter from Hillary to Donald …

Shared by Bear Tales follower John

Hillary Clinton decided to send Donald Trump a letter to let him know how she felt about him.

Trump opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line coded message:

370HSSV 0773H

Trump was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Vanessa Trump and his children.

Vanessa Trump and the children had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at FBI, CIA or NASA.

They eventually asked Britain’s MI6 for help.

Within minutes, MI6 cabled this reply: “Tell Mr. Trump that he is holding the message upside down.”

LOL thanks John. I bet everybody is now trying to work out how to turn their monitor upside down.

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This is politics …

Are you ready to vote?


Shared by Bear Tales follower John

A very simple way to explain how politics works….

I told my son “I want you to marry a girl of my choice!

He said “NO!”

I told him its Bill Gates daughter!!

He said “OKAY!”

Got in contact with Bill Gates & told him “I want your daughter to marry my son!”

He said “NO!”

Told him my son was the CEO of the World Bank!

He said “OKAY!”

Went to the President of the World Bank & told him to make my son CEO of the Bank!

He said “NO!”

Told him my son was Bill Gates Son in Law!

He said “OKAY!”

And that is exactly how Politics works


Thanks John although it is terrifying.

Bear disturbing

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Anzac Day Australia 2016 …



I thought I would just post a small tribute to commemorate Anzac Day here in Australia. My personal tribute to those who have served defending our great country to make it what it is today. Many have not returned from battlefields all over the world. No matter what our personal opinions we must pay tribute to their sacrifice. I was a national service conscript but did not serve overseas as we withdrew from Vietnam prior to me being posted.

Anzac Day is a national day of remembrance in Australia and New Zealand, originally commemorated by both countries on 25 April every year to honour the members of the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps (ANZAC) who fought at Gallipoli in the Ottoman Empire during World War I. It now more broadly commemorates all those who died and served in military operations for their countries. (From Wikipedia)


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You don’t know crap …


A politician was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane.

He turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the congressman. “How about global warming, universal health care or stimulus packages?” as he smiled smugly.

“OK,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care or the economy when you don’t know crap?”

Then she went back to reading her book.

Still laughing

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