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The best Aussie pickup line …

Shared by Bear Tales follower Ian


An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks: ‘Is your date running late?’

‘No’, he replies, ‘I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.’

The intrigued woman says: ‘A state-of- the-art watch? What’s so special about it?’

The Aussie explains: ‘It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.’

The lady says, ‘What’s it telling you now?’

‘Well, it says you’re not wearing any knickers

The woman giggles and replies: ‘Well it must be broken, because I am wearing knickers!’

The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says: ‘Bloody thing’s an hour fast!’

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The pickup …

 

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This girl is not interested …

 

Oh my God this might be something Bear would do LMAO 😉

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A bottle of Merlot …

Shared by Bear Tales follower John …

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A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, ‘This is from the gentleman who is seated over there,’ and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.

The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: ‘For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and ‘7’ inches in your pants’.

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After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read: ‘Just to let you know things aren’t always what they appear to be:

I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages,

I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana,

There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio,

But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches.

Just send the wine back …’

Neither would Bear!

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Worst 100 pick-up lines of all time …

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This is so bad I just had to share it. Warning you have to be broadminded!

“Everyone always talks about great pick up lines, but what about the worst? In this video, you’ll see the 100 worst, most horrible, lamest, useless pick up lines ever. Do any of them work?”

You might be surprised…

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Well what did you think? The worst part is that the guy is from Brisbane.

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