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Bad dog gets me a beer …

Would you like a beer?

That might hurt do you think?

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Free sex …

Free sex

A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, ‘Free Sex with Fill-Up.’

Murphy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.

If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Murphy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, ‘You were close.

The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.’

A week later, Murphy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

Murphy guessed 2. The proprietor said, ‘Sorry, it was 3.

You were close, but no free sex this time.’

As they were driving away, Murphy said to Mick,
‘I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t really give away free sex at all.’

Mick replied, ‘No it’s genuine enough Murphy. My wife won twice last week.’

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A Miracle in Lakemba Australia …

You will walk today

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Shared by Bear Tales follower John.


SPECIALLY FOR YOU UNBELIEVERS AND CYNICS!!

The other day a local mosque opened its doors and invited non-Muslims to visit in the spirit of their faith’s willingness to be open and welcoming, so I too decided to go to the local mosque in Lakemba for the first time to see what it was all about:

Lakemba has a large Muslim population and the Lakemba Mosque is one of Australia¹s largest.

At the time I was limping a little. I sat down and the Imam came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said:

“By the will of Allah and the prophet Muhammed – you will walk today.”

I told him I wasn’t paralysed, I only had a small bunion on my left foot.

He came back and laid his hands on me and looking skywards, earnestly repeated his mantra:

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What does virgin mean …

Come on what does it mean. Explain it to your kids!


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You are laughing I know

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because Bear wishes he knew this before he had to do it!

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Happy hug a Bear Day …

Didn’t you know …

IT’S TEDDY BEAR HUGS DAY

Big hugs from Bear …

Visit 123 Greetings Bear Hugs and send a hug to Bear or your special friend.


WALMARTIANS October 2017 …

WARNING THIS POST CONTAINS CRAZY HUMAN BEHAVIOR AND DRESS FROM SHOPPERS AT WALMART

Have been saving images of shoppers at Walmart for years now. Sometimes it is too much for a poor Aussie to comprehend. Seeing millions viewed my earlier posts thought I would share some more each month.

WALMARTIANS have been very active again and I should warn you as usual some are explicit and confronting to viewers.


To view a slideshow you only have to click an image and be totally amazed …


YOU HAVE TO BE AMAZED AT THAT

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Please support and visit People of Walmart for more and big thanks contributors to Bear Tales we love the laughs. But most of all thanks for the entertainment WALMARTIANS our life would be totally boring without you. LMAO

Bear is jealous you guys in the USA you have all the fun

“We need WALMARTIANS in Australia”

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Getting SHOT with Arrow Prank – Just For Laughs Gags …

Must watch so funny

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I am laughing so hard!

Please visit past Just For Laughs Gags for many more I love them.

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