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Do you know the answer to this 29 July 2018 …

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Do you know the answer to this 25 July 2018 …

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Do you know the answer to this 23 July 2018 …

 

Bear is contemplating life do you know the answer?

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Bear will tell you when he has found the answer!

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Bad dog gets me a beer …

Would you like a beer?

That might hurt do you think?

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Free sex …

Free sex

A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, ‘Free Sex with Fill-Up.’

Murphy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.

If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Murphy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, ‘You were close.

The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.’

A week later, Murphy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

Murphy guessed 2. The proprietor said, ‘Sorry, it was 3.

You were close, but no free sex this time.’

As they were driving away, Murphy said to Mick,
‘I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t really give away free sex at all.’

Mick replied, ‘No it’s genuine enough Murphy. My wife won twice last week.’

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A Miracle in Lakemba Australia …

You will walk today

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Shared by Bear Tales follower John.


SPECIALLY FOR YOU UNBELIEVERS AND CYNICS!!

The other day a local mosque opened its doors and invited non-Muslims to visit in the spirit of their faith’s willingness to be open and welcoming, so I too decided to go to the local mosque in Lakemba for the first time to see what it was all about:

Lakemba has a large Muslim population and the Lakemba Mosque is one of Australia¹s largest.

At the time I was limping a little. I sat down and the Imam came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said:

“By the will of Allah and the prophet Muhammed – you will walk today.”

I told him I wasn’t paralysed, I only had a small bunion on my left foot.

He came back and laid his hands on me and looking skywards, earnestly repeated his mantra:

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What does virgin mean …

Come on what does it mean. Explain it to your kids!


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