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Three blind mice getting drunk at a bar …


Three mice are at a bar, having drinks and getting very drunk, talking about how tough they are.

The first mouse slams down a shot of booze, says, “Let me tell you how tough I am. I spot a trap and go for the cheese. When it snaps, I snatch the bar and bench press it 20 or so times and before it can close I’m outta there!” and he tosses down another shot.

The second mouse slams down a shot and says, “You think that’s tough? When I find a pile of mouse bait, I crush it and snort it like it’s cocaine.” With that he throws down another shot and slams his shot glass on the bar.

The first two are staring at the third mouse, waiting to see what he has to say for himself.

He fires down a shot of booze, throws down his glass and heads for the door.

His buddies look at each other, then at him and say, “Hey, where are YOU going?”

The third mouse says, “I haven’t got time for this shit, I need to get home to screw the cat.”

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What if every computer in the world crashed? Would you cope?

Bear would survive he designed paper based business systems then the beginning of computers then computer based systems that are still working today!

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I would survive and be laughing


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I love all my followers …


Thank you for following my blog all 50 mil who viewed my crap

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Duo of pork to meet …



What Bear thinks about Trump …

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My thoughts …

What in the hell has it got to do with the USA anyway? You were terrified of Communism in the 1950s and lost tens of thousands of lives in subsequent wars. Not to mention the cost which could have helped your own people.

The world has changed Communism has proven not to work.

China is fearful of the USA and that is why they are developing military capabilities and securing borders. China

North Korea has developed nuclear weapons because they are fearful of the USA invading their country and of course Kim Jon Ug fears for his own safety.

Get out USA and leave it to Korea to reunite and make peace.

How many nuclear weapons is the USA willing to give up? You expect everybody else to reduce their capabilities of nuclear weapons?

You might actually get some crazy as President who can destroy the world?

Bear thinks so sad and crazy

That's crazy

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Australia remember when …


“Remember playing cricket out in the street or in the laneways with all the other neighbourhood kids back in the day?
Never had a set of stumps so we’d just paint the stumps on to an old 44 gallon drum and the bat had probably seen better days. No cricket ball but the good old tennis ball was just as good.
We’d play outside right up until the street lights started coming on and that was the time to call “stumps” and go inside for tea.”

via – Australia remember when

My Dad would come out with the strap in his hand at 5pm we always had “tea” at that time. All the kids would scatter home.

Bear has a good laugh every time there is an election politicians try to get votes by promising more money for “resources” for schools. Well guys these are the resources we had it was just the desire to learn and the total love of cricket. LOL 🙂

Funny how we made Australia a great place to live without all the “resources”. We had nothing.



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Duo of pork think they control the world …


via Donald Trump says date and location are set for summit with North Korea leader Kim Jong-un – ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

what in the hell has it got to do with the USA anyway?

That's crazy

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WALMARTIANS October 2017 …


Have been saving images of shoppers at Walmart for years now. Sometimes it is too much for a poor Aussie to comprehend. Seeing millions viewed my earlier posts thought I would share some more each month.

WALMARTIANS have been very active again and I should warn you as usual some are explicit and confronting to viewers.

To view a slideshow you only have to click an image and be totally amazed …


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Please support and visit People of Walmart for more and big thanks contributors to Bear Tales we love the laughs. But most of all thanks for the entertainment WALMARTIANS our life would be totally boring without you. LMAO

Bear is jealous you guys in the USA you have all the fun

“We need WALMARTIANS in Australia”

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