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Honey garlic prawns (or Shrimp) …

This looks great …

“So here we have a super simple honey garlic shrimp recipe, all done in the comfort of your skillet. It’s yummy, it’s healthy and oh so easy to make.”

Please visit HONEY GARLIC SHRIMP SKILLET for the recipe.

Honey garlic prawns

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The farmer in the land of milk and honey …

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A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drives in and comes to the door.

“Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milkweed in your pasture. Would you mind if I went out and got some milk?”

“You don’t get milk from milkweed!” the farmer replied.

“Oh yes” said the young man “I have a degree in Agriculture I know all about it”.

“Well, help yourself” said the farmer.

He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with two buckets full of milk.

The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch when the same young man drove up. “Sir, yesterday when I was getting milk, I noticed you had some honeysuckle vine on the fence row. I wondered if you would mind if I got some honey?”

“You don’t get honey from honeysuckle!” said the farmer.

Again, the young man explained about his degree so the farmer agreed to let him collect some honey.

Soon the young man came back to his car with two buckets full of honey.

The next day the same young man drove up to the farmer’s house “Sir, yesterday when I was getting the honey, I noticed you had some pussy willow trees down by the creek”.

The farmer said “Let me get my shoes and I’ll go with you!

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A couple visit the doctor …

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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder.

If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.”

“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with chores. Don’t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.”

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. “What did the doctor say?”

“He said you’re going to die” she replied.

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Use yours not my wife’s …

Sent to me by email this is a little naughty but I am sure you will laugh …

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A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.

He asks the lady, ‘Do you have a vagina?’

She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman, ‘Do you have a vagina?’

She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice ‘Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again.’

The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, ‘Honey, I’m going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where the bastard is going with it.’

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question; ‘Do you have a vagina?’

‘Yes, actually I do,’ she says.

The man replies.. ‘Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours?’

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For all you bikers out there …

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Last week, a group of older bikers, were riding down the highway when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge .
So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the Police, and says, “What are you doing?”

She says, “I’m going to commit suicide.”

While he didn’t want to appear “sensitive,” he didn’t want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked … “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?”

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that …. and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After they finished, George gets approval from his biker buddies, the onlookers, and even the Police, and says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That’s a real talent you’re wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?”

“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”

It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

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