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Seriously you can’t drive …



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God bless the Gendarmes …

Shared by Bear Tales follower Ian


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This actually happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk.

A French policeman stops the Englishman’s car and asks if he has been drinking.

With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malts scotches thereafter.

Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcohol-test (breath test) the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed totally sloshed.

He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be arrested.

The Englishman answers with a bit of humour,

“No sir, I do not! But while we’re asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and that my wife is driving on the other side”?


Thanks Ian

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Police arrest drunk motorist driving with 15-foot tree lodged in car bonnet, airbags deployed …

Seeing this blog is about amazing interesting and funny things this would have to qualify for all three!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

“Police in Roselle, Illinois have arrested a drunk motorist driving their car with a 15-foot tree impaled in the bonnet and the airbags deployed.”

Please visit source article: Police arrest drunk motorist driving with 15-foot tree lodged in car bonnet, airbags deployed – ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

I would try to get home quietly too wouldn’t you?

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Officer I swear I’m not drunk …

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Funny must watch …

 

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This guy is probably too drunk to drive …

Someone stop him please …

 

Now that’s amazing! LMAO 😉

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Riding in the Mercedes-Benz F 015 concept car the self-driving lounge of the future …

The Mercedes-Benz F 015 concept car was designed with an extra-long wheelbase to maximize passenger room inside.

The Mercedes-Benz F 015 concept car was designed with an extra-long wheelbase to maximize passenger room inside.

Yep I want one!

This gets rid of all the flaws of driving today driver error, drink driving, speeding etc..

“First unveiled at CES, the F 015 is just a concept car. It may never become a retail product, and its engineers caution that some of its capabilities are many years away from reality. Still, it takes self-driving cars beyond Google’s LiDAR-studded experiments, and reconsiders how the most cutting-edge auto tech could change people’s lives.”

Please visit … Riding in the Mercedes-Benz F 015 concept car, the self-driving lounge of the future | PCWorld.

Awesome

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Have you been drinking Father …

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An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.

The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”

“Just water,” says the priest.

The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”

The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”

 

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We are laughing

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