Tag Archives: Camping

When Bear is the only one who doesn’t get the joke …

Hope you had a laugh with the Kookas

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When camping you must consider Bear …

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The guys camping trip …

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Four guys have been going to the same camping trip for many years.

Two days before the group is to leave, Larry’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.

Larry’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Larry sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

“Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?”

“Well, I’ve been here since yesterday.

Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, ‘Guess who?’”

I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose pedals all over.

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said, “Do whatever you want.”

So, here I am.


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Camping story …

Two guys camping

Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy.

One morning, the first friend says, “You know, we’re starting to get on each other’s nerves. Why don’t we split up today. I’ll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we’ll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire.”

The second friend agrees and hikes south.

That night over dinner, the first man tells his story.

“Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?”

The second friend says, “I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and we had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move came back to camp.”

“Wow!!” the first guy exclaimed, “Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?”

“Nah,” says the second friend eating his meal, “I couldn’t find her head.”

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Pictures of old caravans this will bring back memories !!!!!!!!!!

Hope you enjoy these and they bring back good memories like they did for me.

I came across some pictures of old caravans on Pinterest and it reminded my of family camping holidays when I was younger.

Every Christmas school holidays my mother and father would pack us up and drive for two days from Sydney to Hervey Bay in Queensland to camp for a few weeks. We had a boat so could not have a caravan. This is a picture of the family tent scanned from an old slide my father took. Looks pretty rough now but they were good times, just uncomplicated and fun!

We camped right on the beach (another old slide from early 1960’s).

There were plenty of these old caravans in the camping area. Click on a picture to view slideshow. Hope you enjoy.

Camping Trip.

Four guys have been going to the same camping trip for many years.

Two days before the group is to leave, Larry’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.

Larry’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Larry sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

“Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?”

“Well, I’ve been here since yesterday.

Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, ‘Guess who?’”

I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose pedals all over.

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said, “Do what ever you want.”

So, Here I am.