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A traffic jam in South Africa – the boys are in town …


The boys are in town …

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A Butcher and the Dog …


Shared by Bear Tales follower Ken


A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again.

He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in his mouth. The butcher takes the note, and it reads, “Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please.”

The butcher looks, and lo and behold, in the dog’s mouth, there is a ten dollar bill. So the butcher takes the money, puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, and places it in the dog’s mouth.

The butcher is very impressed, and since it’s closing time, he decides to close up shop and follow the dog. So, off he goes.

The dog is walking down the street and comes to a crossing. The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the crossing button.

Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to change.

They do, and he walks across the road, with the butcher following.

The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and sits on one of the seats to wait for the bus.

Along comes a bus. The dog walks to the front of the bus, looks at the number, and goes back to his seat. Another bus comes.

Again the dog goes and looks at the number, notices it’s the right bus, and climbs on. The butcher, by now open-mouthed, follows him onto the bus.

The bus travels thru town and out to the suburbs. Eventually the dog gets up, moves to the front of the bus, and standing on his hind legs, pushes the button to stop the bus. The dog gets off, groceries still in his mouth, and the butcher still following.

They walk down the road, and the dog approaches a house. He walks up the path, and drops the groceries on the step. Then he walks back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -whap!- against the door. He goes back down the path, takes another run, and throws himself -whap!- against the door again! There’s no answer at the door, so the dog goes back down the path, jumps up on a narrow wall, and walks along the perimeter of the garden. He gets to a window, and bangs his head against it several times. He walks back, jumps off the wall, and waits at the door. The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts laying into the dog, really yelling at him.

The butcher runs up and stops the guy, “What the heck are you doing? This dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for God’s sake!”

To which the guy responds, “Clever, my ass. He’s not very smart at all! This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his key!”

Bet you are laughing

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The police will always get you …

NSW Police dog collapses after chasing two men for more than 3 km …

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The police will always get you don’t do crime!

“A dedicated police dog that collapsed after chasing two men for more than three kilometres after an alleged break-in last night is recovering at the vet.

The dog named Kane tracked two men to bushland after they had allegedly tried to climb through the window of an elderly man’s home in Newcastle about 11.30pm.

Kane collapsed after he and his handler contained the men, who were both arrested and taken to Mater Hospital for treatment.

Kane was taken to the vet in a serious condition and is still receiving treatment.”

NSW Police dog collapses after chasing two men for more than 3km

They will get you!


Let us hope Kane is Ok.

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What the hell are these crazy birds doing …

I had to share this.

A few of my friends love birds like #Deena but I laughed a lot as well.


Animals from below …

“A cunning photographer has captured some of nature’s most majestic, and adorable, creatures on film as never seen before – from the ground up” …

Are you amazed? 🙂

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Unlucky croc misses its dinner twice …


Animal world reality

Must watch …

“Forget Hungry Hungry Hippos – watch as a hungry hungry crocodile gets foiled TWICE by quick-thinking Bambi and Pumbaa.

All seems calm at the river in South Luangwa National Park, Zambia, as the croc lies in wait, stealthily stalking his pray from afar.

His first target is a warthog, stopping by the river for a quick drink to cool down – but Pumbaa proved too quick for the croc and he darts away as the croc tries to snap him up, missing him by inches.

Undeterred, the croc slinks back into the murky water to wait for his next victim – an unsuspecting bush buck who bears a striking resemblance to Bambi.”

Visit Caters TV for more videos.

What do you think?

That’s crazy

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