Great gifs 26 July 2017 …


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Great jokes 26 July 2017 …


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Quote for the day Wednesday 26 July 2017 …

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My first time with a condom …

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I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty.

It was empty.

‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it…

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Sex wearable is coming to track your performance and judge you – Fitbit for your man bits …

Do you want to be monitored during your performance?

The i.Con Smart Condom, which markets itself as the “world’s first smart condom,” is actually a ring that fits over a boring, dumb condom and claims to track the exercise of your man bits, as well as detect chlamydia and syphilis.

“It’s basically a Fitbit for your man bits that tracks thrust speed and velocity. But don’t be too hard on yourself.

According to the preorder page, the ring will answer questions such as:

  • What’s my thrust velocity?
  • How fast are my thrusts?
  • How many calories did that sesh just burn?
  • How many times did I just have sex?
  • What’s the average skin temperature of my… eggplant?
  • What’s my girth?
  • How many different positions did I just conquer?

Plus, it aims to answer that age-old question: How do I stack up at sex to everyone else around the world? Because sure, let’s gamify sex. What could go wrong?”

BEAR IS BEING SERIOUS THIS IS TECHNOLOGY OF THE FUTURE

Please visit source: Smart condom ring i.Con is like a Fitbit for your man bits – CNET

Bear’s really really dirty jokes 25 July 2017 …

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WALMARTIANS July 2017 …

WARNING THIS POST CONTAINS CRAZY HUMAN BEHAVIOR AND DRESS FROM SHOPPERS AT WALMART

Have been saving images of shoppers at Walmart for years now. Sometimes it is too much for a poor Aussie to comprehend. Seeing millions of you viewed my earlier posts thought I would share some more each month.

WALMARTIANS have been very active again and I should warn you as usual some are explicit and confronting to viewers.


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Please support and visit People of Walmart for more and big thanks contributors to Bear Tales we love the laughs. But most of all thanks for the entertainment WALMARTIANS our life would be totally boring without you. LMAO

Bear is jealous you guys in the USA you have all the fun

I am going to start a protest group in Aussie

“We need WALMARTIANS”

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