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An Aussie, Kiwi and an Indian…


A Kiwi was sitting with an Australian and an Indian in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden, Saudi police entered and arrested them. They were initially sentenced to death but they contested this and were finally imprisoned for life.

But, as it was a national holiday, the Sheikh decided they should be released after receiving 20 lashes of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: “It’s my first wife’s birthday today, and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.”

So the Indian guy thought for a while and then said:” Please be tieing a pillow to my back.” This was done but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through.

The kiwi, watching the scene, said: “Please fix two pillows on my
back”. But even two pillows could only take 10 lashes before the whip went through again.

Before the Aussie could say something, the Sheikh turned to him and said: “As you are from a popular country, and your rugby team are terrific, and your women beautiful you can have two wishes!”.

“Thank you, Most Royal and Merciful Highness”, The Aussie replies. “My first wish is: I would like to have 40 lashes.”

“If you so desire”, the Sheik replies with a questioning look on his face, “and your second wish?”

“Tie that Bloody Kiwi to my back”

Source: Shit Aussies say


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He has Yellow 24 …

Are you that lucky?

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Contributed by Bear Tales follower Brian …

Doctor cartoon

Man goes into a doctor’s office feeling a little ill.

The doctor checks him over and says, ‘Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It’s called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live. There’s no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth.

So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.

Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he’s never been there with her before.

They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins $35.

Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins $320.

Then he gets the full house and wins $5000.

Then the National Game comes up and he…

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WARNING – virus alert …

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There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest bar.

Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should pass on this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

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Funny signs 25 April 2017 …

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