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New airline … Book early
WELCOME TO TPA (Terrorist-Proof Airlines).
TPA is in the safe-flying business!
We can absolutely guarantee no walk-on GUNS, KNIVES, SHOE-BOMBS, SUICIDE-BELTS or other weapons will EVER be carried onto our flights!
Book your next flight with TPA the SAFEST airline in the flying industry …
And if a Muslim sees a naked woman he is obliged to commit suicide … so you’re perfectly safe with us!
Please forward to your friends! We need passengers!!
“Laughter is the Medicine of Life” !!!!!