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Collected by Bear …
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Joe says to Paddy: “Close your curtains the next time you’re
shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at
you yesterday.” Paddy says: “Well the joke’s on them stupid bastards
because I wasn’t even at home yesterday.”
Mick walks into Paddy’s barn and catches him dancing naked and
playing with himself in front of a tractor. Mick says, “Jesus Paddy,
what ya doing?” Paddy says, “Well me and Mary haven’t been getting
on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something
sexy to attracter…..
Paddy says to Mick – I’m ready for a holiday, only this year I’m
going to do it a bit different. 3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary
got pregnant. 2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant.
Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant. Mick asks – So
what are you going to do this year? Paddy replies, – I’ll bloody
take her with me!
Paddy says to Mick, “Christmas is on a Friday this year”…. Mick
says “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.”
Paddy & Mick find three hand grenades, so they take them to a police
station. Mick: “What if one explodes before we get there?” Paddy:
“We’ll lie and say we only found two.”
Paddy’s in the bathroom and Mick shouts to him. “Did you find the
shampoo?” Paddy says, “yes but it’s for dry hair and I’ve just
f***ing wet mine.”*
Bear says don’t be like Paddy and Mick!
Shared by Bear Tales.
Four guys have been going to the same camping trip for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Larry’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.
Larry’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Larry sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
“Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?”
“Well, I’ve been here since yesterday.
Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, ‘Guess who?’”
I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose pedals all over.
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!
She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
And then she said, “Do whatever you want.”
So, here I am.
These are videos I have come across on social pages that I wanted to share …
I hope you enjoyed or were amazed, well at least interested?