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An African, an Arab and Pauline Hanson are in the same bar…

Still funny

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Shared by Bear Tales follower John


When the African finishes his beer,
he throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, ‘In Africa, our glasses are given
to us by the Red Cross Aid so we don’t
need to drink with the same one twice.’

The Arab, obviously impressed by this,
drinks non-alcohol beer ( cuz he’s a Muslim!),
throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, ‘In the Arab World, we have
so much sand to make glasses that we don’t
need to drink with the same one twice either.’

Pauline Hanson, cool as a cucumber,
picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp,
throws the glass into the air, whips out her
45, and shoots the African and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar…

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World’s largest fake breasts …

I know all you girls want to look like this. Don’t you?



Show them to me (adult) – promoting world peace … | Bear Tales

Let’s all promote world peace

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Shared by Bear Tales follower Ian … Rodney Carrington promoting world peace. . This is Rodney performing the song … Rodney Carrington “Show Them to Me” Bear feels peaceful. …

Lets promote world peace “SHOW THEM TO ME”

Source: Show them to me (adult) – promoting world peace … | Bear Tales

Do you want to show them to me? Bear wants to promote world peace definately.

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Irish ghost story …

Bear Tales follower Hilary shared this joke again so thought I should share. Hope you have a laugh! 🙂

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IRISH CARTOONContributed by Bear Tales follower Leslie …

IRISH GHOST STORY This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it’s true.

John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.

The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.

Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped.

John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door…

Only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn’t on.

The car started moving slowly.

John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching.

Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.


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Australia Day …

Happy Australia Day

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Tomorrow the 26th January we celebrate Australia Day. I wanted to put together a few pictures of what I consider typical Australian scenes which show the diversity of our great nation for you.

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Please click an image to view slide show …

Hope you enjoyed and will visit us sometime.

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Romantic poetry …

You need more laughs don’t you?

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Contributed by Bear Tales follower Dawn …



1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything that you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you ’cause I was pissed .

5. I thought that I could love no other
— that is, until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s
empty, and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your…

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Dolly’s Dream …

Youth suicide is terrible for any reason. If I can contribute in anyway I will and hope you will too.

Please consider!

Her poor parents and sister!