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Really really dirty jokes 10 November 2014 …

Thought all you people with dirty minds will like this

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PeepingFunny dirty jokes being shared around (sorry girls I know I am naughty) …

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You have to love these southern jokes …

You have to love the good old USA

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Bear Tales follower Brian wanted to share this with us.

I guess the people in the US will like these particularly.

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A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

“Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.

Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this!” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes…

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The new rooster …

I am now an old rooster

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Shared by Bear Tales follower Leslie …

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A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.

The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, “OK old man, time for you to retire.”

The old rooster replies, “Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can’t you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?”

The young rooster says, “Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.”

The old rooster says, “I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.”

The young rooster laughs. “You know you don’t stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.”

The old rooster takes…

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I’ll be Irish …

These girls are beautiful

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Bear loves Irish dancing and Irish girls! LMAO 🙂

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Bear is Irish dancing tonight …

I like Irish dancing

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Bear is Irish dancing tonight …

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What can a man do with three naked women?

Bear shares this with you

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Shared by Bear Tales follower Hilary


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What can a man do with three naked women?
This is Brilliant! … and not what you would expect!!!

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NOT WHAT YOU EXPECTED, IS IT?


I know what Bear would do with them …

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sorry Bear has been censored.


Thanks Hilary for the share.

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