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RED SKELTON’S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE …

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1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said “There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!” So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn’t running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, “In the lake.”

8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” The driver said, “No, jump in!”.

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was ‘Always’.

12. I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?”
I said, “Dust!”.

Can’t you just hear him say all of these?

I love it. These were the good old days when humor didn’t have to start with a four letter word. It was just clean and simple fun. And he always ended his programs with the words, “And May God Bless” with a big smile on his face.

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Shared on Facebook 04 02 19 thought you might enjoy

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Ballerina from Palestine could not resist the melody of a street musician in Italy …

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This is beautiful a must watch …

Bear would love to come across this in the street find it so sensual

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Procol Harum – A Whiter Shade Of Pale 1968 – memories …

Bear loved this song was in the second last year of high school and with the Beatles this was tops …

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Yes that is how old Bear is but we had all the good bands LOL 🙂

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Fall On Me – Andrea Bocelli and his son Matteo Bocelli …

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Please watch this it will make your day …

“Anyone who is a parent, anyone who knows the precious responsibility of being a mother or a father, will fully grasp the meaning of this piece. ‘Fall On Me’ is the first time I have duetted with my son Matteo Bocelli”.

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The prayer – Andrea Bocelli and Celine Dion …

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Bear thinks this is real talent

Please click and listen to this great song by two of the greatest artists of all time …

 

Listen and view this …

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Are you having a bad day now?

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Eurovision – Aussie Jessica Mauboy …

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Please vote for our girl Europe

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Do you remember this – the Frog Dance …

Shared by Bear Tales follower Brian I.

MUST WATCH
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I hope you enjoyed. Thanks to Brian. LOL

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