Shared by Bear Tales follower Ian
For those who believe in horoscopes this is serious!
During his routine medical check, Paddy asked the doctor, “Do you think I’ll live a long and healthy life?”
“I doubt it”, said the doctor, “Mercury is in Uranus right now.”
Paddy said, “I don’t go in for any of that astrology nonsense.”
“Neither do I”, replied the doctor, “My thermometer just broke in your arse.”
Hope you had a laugh.