Catholic Parrots!!

Have you heard of hooker parrots? I thought this was funny in 2012 what do you think?

Bear Tales

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, ‘Father, I have a problem.

I have two female parrots,

But they only know to say one thing.’

‘What do they say?’ the priest asked.

They say, ‘Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?’

‘That’s obscene!’ the priest exclaimed,

Then he thought for a moment…..

‘You know,’ he said, ‘I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible…

Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we’ll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.

My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship,
And your parrots are sure to stop saying…. That phrase… In no time.’

‘Thank you,’ the woman responded, ‘this may very well be the solution.’

The next day,
She brought her female parrots to…

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