A lawyer’s car crash “SH*T! My Rolex!” …

Shared by Bear Tales follower Ken J


 

Lawyer missing arm

A lawyer is sitting in his parked BMW when a tow truck crashes into the car.

The crash takes car door clean off and the driver speeds away.

The lawyer immediately signals a cop and begins ranting about how much the damage to his car is going to cost.

The cop replies, “You lawyers are so materialistic. All you care about is money.”

The lawyer says, “How DARE you call me materialistic.”

The cop replies, “Well, you’ve been so concerned about your car that you didn’t notice that your arm is missing.”

The lawyer screams, “SH*T! My Rolex!”


Hope you had a laugh.

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