Free sex …

Free sex

A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, ‘Free Sex with Fill-Up.’

Murphy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.

If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Murphy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, ‘You were close.

The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.’

A week later, Murphy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

Murphy guessed 2. The proprietor said, ‘Sorry, it was 3.

You were close, but no free sex this time.’

As they were driving away, Murphy said to Mick,
‘I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t really give away free sex at all.’

Mick replied, ‘No it’s genuine enough Murphy. My wife won twice last week.’

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