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Shared by Bear Tales follower Leslie
Nine Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older
#9 – Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
#8 – Life is sexually transmitted.
#7 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate
at which one can die.
#6 – Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky,
and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes,
make him a sandwich.
#5 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother
you for weeks, months, maybe years.
#4 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospital, dying of nothing.
#3 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
#2 – In the 60’s, people took acid to…
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