Sex wearable is coming to track your performance and judge you – Fitbit for your man bits …

Do you want to be monitored during your performance?

The i.Con Smart Condom, which markets itself as the “world’s first smart condom,” is actually a ring that fits over a boring, dumb condom and claims to track the exercise of your man bits, as well as detect chlamydia and syphilis.

“It’s basically a Fitbit for your man bits that tracks thrust speed and velocity. But don’t be too hard on yourself.

According to the preorder page, the ring will answer questions such as:

  • What’s my thrust velocity?
  • How fast are my thrusts?
  • How many calories did that sesh just burn?
  • How many times did I just have sex?
  • What’s the average skin temperature of my… eggplant?
  • What’s my girth?
  • How many different positions did I just conquer?

Plus, it aims to answer that age-old question: How do I stack up at sex to everyone else around the world? Because sure, let’s gamify sex. What could go wrong?”

BEAR IS BEING SERIOUS THIS IS TECHNOLOGY OF THE FUTURE

Please visit source: Smart condom ring i.Con is like a Fitbit for your man bits – CNET

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