Paddy can’t find Jesus?
Paddy stumbling drunk is walking down the road when he comes upon a baptismal ceremony in the river.
The priest notices Paddy and says “my son do you want to find Jesus?”
Paddy says sure.
Paddy gets in the water the priest dunks his head in and proclaims “have you found Jesus”.
Paddy says no … the priest repeats this over and over and over “My son have you found Jesus”.
Finally Paddy proclaims “I don’t see Jesus are you sure this is where he fell in!!!!”
Bear is laughing