The face lift …

Have you had a facelift?

Bear Tales

M100

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday.

He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result.

On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the salesclerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?”

“About 35,” was the reply. “I’m actually 47,” the man says, feeling really happy.

After that he goes into McDonalds for lunch, and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, “Oh you look about 29.”

“I am actually 47.” This makes him feel really good.

While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, “I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put…

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