Children’s questions …

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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend’s house for a play day.

‘Mummy ,’ the little girl asks, ‘how old are you?’

‘Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,’ the mother replied. ‘It’s not polite.’

‘OK’, the little girl says, ‘What colour was your hair 2 years ago?

‘Now really,’ the mother says, ‘those are personal questions and are really none of your business.’

Undaunted, the little girl asks, ‘Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?’

‘That’s enough questions, young lady! Honestly!’

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

‘My Mum won’t tell me anything about herself,’ the little girl says to her friend.

‘WELL’ says the friend, ‘all you need to do is look at her DRIVER’S LICENSE. It’s like our school reports, it has everything on it.’

Later that night the…

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