You have to be country to understand this LOL 😉
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Aussie Cattle Dog. (This is a Cracker)
Malcolm Turnbull (Prime Minister) called Bill Shorten (Opposition Leader) into his office recently and said, ‘Bill, I have a great idea. We are going to go all out and talk to country voters.’
‘Good idea Malcolm, how will we go about it?’ said Bill.
‘Well,’ said Malcolm, ’We’ll get ourselves one of those Driza Bone coats, some RM Williams boots, a whip and an Akubra hat.
Oh and a blue cattle dog. Then we’ll really look the part.
We’ll go to a typical old outback country pub, we’ll show we really enjoy the bush.’
‘Right.’ said Bill.
Days later, all kitted out and with the requisite blue heeler, they set off from Canberra in a westerly direction.
Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for & found a typical outback pub.
They walked in with…
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