Have you got any bread?
A duck walks into a bar.
“Have you got any bread?” the duck asks the barman.
The duck asks again “Got any bread?”
“No!” replies the barman getting a little irate.
The duck asks yet again “got any bread?”
The barman shouts “IF YOU ASK ME IF I’VE GOT ANY BREAD ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I WILL NAIL YOUR BLEEDING BEAK TO THIS BAR!!!”
The duck looks at the barman and asks “got any nails?”
Exasperated the barman replies “NO!!”
“Got any bread then……” asks the duck.