BREAKING NEWS – new bra invented prevents jiggling and bouncing …

We don’t need inventions like this

Bear Tales

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Dr. Seeno Booby, a scientist from an Australian University has invented a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Booby outside and kicked the shit out of him. The Bear News camera crew were also involved.

The Police were called but they found that Dr. Booby had used extreme provocation and caused extreme distress to men. They would take no further action other than suggesting that civil action might be taken against the Doctor.

A class action has been initiated and there are already 15 million participants 5 million men and 10 million women.

Dr. Rickson is now thinking of discontinuing his work as he thinks the bra will be unpopular and there are other cheaper alternatives!

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