Ultimate blonde jokes
A blonde goes over to her friend’s house wearing a T.G.I.F. Tee-shirt.
‘Why are you wearing a ‘Thank God It’s Friday’ tee-shirt on Monday?’
‘Oh crap!’ the blonde says. ‘I didn’t realize it was a religious T-shirt. I thought it meant ‘Tits Go In Front.”
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”
There’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoo-hoo!” she shouts, “How can I get to the other side?”
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, “You ARE on…
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