9 facts …

Shared by Bear Tales follower Leslie

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Nine Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older

#9 – Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

#8 – Life is sexually transmitted.

#7 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate
at which one can die.

#6 – Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky,
and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes,
make him a sandwich.

#5 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother
you for weeks, months, maybe years.

#4 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospital, dying of nothing.

#3 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.

#2 – In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it
normal.

#1 – Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today
may be a burning issue tomorrow.

Don’t ignore this message. This is your only warning.

A friend sent this to me — he must have mistakenly
assumed I was aging! Amen !


Thanks Leslie Merry Christmas

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