Shared by Bear Tales follower Leslie
Nine Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older
#9 – Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
#8 – Life is sexually transmitted.
#7 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate
at which one can die.
#6 – Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky,
and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes,
make him a sandwich.
#5 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother
you for weeks, months, maybe years.
#4 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospital, dying of nothing.
#3 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
#2 – In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it
#1 – Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today
may be a burning issue tomorrow.
Don’t ignore this message. This is your only warning.
A friend sent this to me — he must have mistakenly
assumed I was aging! Amen !
Thanks Leslie Merry Christmas