Three blind mice at a bar …

Yep this is Bear LOL 🙂

Bear Tales

Three mice are at a bar, having drinks and getting very drunk, talking about how tough they are.

The first mouse slams down a shot of booze, says, “Let me tell you how tough I am. I spot a trap and go for the cheese. When it snaps, I snatch the bar and bench press it 20 or so times and before it can close I’m outa there!” and he tosses down another shot.

The second mouse slams down a shot and says, “You think that’s tough? When I find a pile of mouse bait, I crush it and snort it like it’s cocaine.” With that he throws down another shot and slams his shotglass on the bar.

The first two are staring at the third mouse, waiting to see what he has to say for himself.

He fires down a shot of booze, throws down his glass and heads for the door.

His buddies look at each other, then…

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