A prostitute’s tax return …

Prostitute cartoon

A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her tax return.

The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.”

He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. and then asks,” What is your occupation?”

“I’m a prostitute,” she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, “Let us try to rephrase that.”

The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl”.

“No, that still won’t work. Try again.”

They both think for a minute.

Then the woman says, “I’m an elite chicken farmer.”

The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?”

“Well, I raised 650 cocks last year.”

“Chicken Farmer it is.”

Told you Bear was a good Accountant

Told you Bear was a good Accountant

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  1. Pingback: Every woman can become a prostitute … | Bear Tales

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