Bank robbery …

A pregnant woman is in the bank when the bank is robbed. A gunfight breaks out, and she is shot 3 times in the abdomen. She is rushed to the hospital.

Miraculously, she is unharmed. After giving a full examination, though, the doctor tells her, “I have good and bad news for you. You are going to have triplets — but each baby has a bullet in it. Luckily, they have hit no vital organs, and eventually your children will pass the bullets naturally.”

The woman has 3 healthy babies. Twelve years pass, and she has all but forgotten the incident in the bank.

One day, the first child, a daughter, comes to her mother and says, “Mom, the strangest thing just happened — I was using the toilet, and I passed a bullet.”

The mother explains everything, and she assures her daughter that everything is okay.

A few weeks later, the second child, also a daughter, comes to her mother and says, “Mom, the strangest thing just happened. I was using the toilet, and I passed a bullet.

The mother goes on to tell that daughter the story, too.

Several weeks later, the third child, a son, comes to his mother and says, “Mom, the strangest thing just happened.”

The mother interrupts him and says, “You passed a bullet, right?”

The son says, “No, Mom — I was playing with my pp and I shot the dog!”

Still laughing

Still laughing

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3 thoughts on “Bank robbery …

  1. lorenfishman

    Hello,

    My name is Loren Fishman, I noticed you used one of my cartoons on this page.

    I’m honored that you decided to use my work, and I appreciate the disclaimer on your “about” page regarding copyright and attribution. I was wondering if you would be willing to just add a small link back to my website: https://humoresquecartoons.com in this article? It would be much appreciated!

    Thank you very much!

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