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Tag Archives: Recreation
Computer jokes hope you have a laugh …
These are funny please enjoy …
Bet you had a laugh!
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Quote for the day Tuesday 21 May 2013 …
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HTC One used for first ever smartphone video call from Everest …
I had to share this not only because the HTC One is the phone I use but just imagine what will be available in the future!
“British mountaineer Daniel Hughes and HTC One just secured their own footnote in the history of mountain climbing with the first video call made from a smartphone on top of Mount Everest.” Android Authority
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Be sure to watch the video please go to this link …
HTC One used for first ever smartphone video call from Everest.
Hope you enjoyed.
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baby&me / the new evian film …
Have you seen this new Evian promotion. I think is very creative and had to share it …
Published on 19 Apr 2013
Dancing with my baby-me. evian Live young.
Music: Here comes the Hotstepper – Evian remix by Yuksek
Download on iTunes: http://bit.ly/BabynMe
Agency: BETC
Directors: We are From LA
Production team: Iconoclast & Mikros
http://www.evian.com
Bet you play it more than once!
Still laughing
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Quote for the day Monday 20 May 2013 …
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Tech jokes for a laugh …
Just a few tech jokes to share. Please enjoy …
He doesn’t look that much more ridiculous than the people that actually use bluetooth.
Hope you had a laugh.
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Quote for the day Sunday 19 May 2013 …
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New Zealand – Land of Love …
This was sent to me by a New Zealand friend. I don’t have any opinion because I don’t know what they are talking about …
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For those who haven’t heard:
New Zealand just passed both laws – gay marriage and legalized marijuana.
The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says,
“If a man lies with another man they should be stoned.”
We just hadn’t interpreted it correctly before!
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Bet you laughed
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The Itch …
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Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason.
He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King’s chief doctor.
Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen’s bra while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers.
Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen’s large and magnificent breasts.
The Queen’s itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.
With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn’t have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King’s underwear.
The King immediately summoned Nick.
The moral of the story…………
Pay your bills.
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Hope you had a laugh.
Bet you laughed
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