Need a laugh today …
Hope you enjoyed.
- The blonde affair … (beartales.me)
Just a couple of years ago all the media were acclaiming that email was dead. Everybody was going to use instant messaging and social networks. What rubbish! Email is universal and wouldn’t Facebook and others love the appeal of email. Smart players would be attaching social networks to a great email service. Queue Outlook and Gmail.
With every new social network and social service, with every new instant and not-so-instant way to communicate, email rises in importance. The reason is that with everybody choosing a different communications medium, email is increasingly the only one we all have in common. It’s the glue that holds the social Web together.
What do you think?
Just a few tech jokes to share. Please enjoy …
Hope you had a laugh.
Now on sale at IKEA – beds for lesbians: no nuts or screwing involved, it’s all tongue and groove.
A Muslim has been shot with a starting pistol; police say it’s definitely race related.
Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.
I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency.
The lead actor in the local pantomime production of Aladdin was anally raped by the gay genie on stage last night – to be fair the audience did try to warn him.
Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary)
Got stopped in the street outside Boots today by a woman with a clipboard asking “What products do I use for grooming?” She was a bit taken aback when I replied, “Facebook”.
Just booked a table for Valentine’s Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though – she’s crap at snooker.
Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new Taser!
Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he’s mainly black and brown with just a small white area so I’ve called him Bradford.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It’s Spam.
They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is going to shift this beer belly.
I’ve just watched a documentary about children being beaten and abused in Indian sweat shops. Looking at the quality of stitching on my new trainers the little bastards deserved it!
When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau.
Source: Email chain.