Great gifs 10 July 2014 …

Some really great gifs to enjoy today …

 

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Skippy breaks her silence on Rolf Harris …

Contributed by Bear Tales follower Brian …

 

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Skippy the bush kangaroo has come forward today after years of silence …

She say’s not only did Rolf Harris tie her down but the dirty bugger went on to sing about it !

 

JUDGE IS SENDING ME DOWN

There’s an old Australian entertainer, sighing, crying
And he shrugs off his legal team
And he turns to the reporters, gathered all around him
And he says

Won’t have much hope for a grope, bloke
Won’t have much hope for a grope
At my age I can’t bend for the soap, bloke
I’ll have no hope of a grope

All together now
The judge is sending me down, sport
Judge is sending me down
The news is all over town, sport
The judge is sending me down

It was only a compliment love, guv
Just a compliment love
There’s no need to cry “Heavens Above”, guv
Just a compliment love

All together now
The judge is sending me down, sport
Judge is sending me down
The news is all over town, sport
The judge is sending me down

A non-paying guest of the Queen, bean
A non-paying guest of the Queen
Should’ve sacked me legal team, bean
Now I’m gonna get me bum reamed

All together now
The judge is sending me down, sport
Judge is sending me down
The news is all over town, sport
The judge is sending me down

 

Could be true!

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Today’s jokes 10 July 2014 …

Funny jokes being shared around today we all need to laugh some more …

 

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Hope at least one gave you a laugh.

 

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World Cup refund …

Contributed by Bear Tales follower Brian …

 

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After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup the Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.

He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.

 

Could be true!

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An Irishman in the bar …

Contributed by Bear Tales follower Ken …

 

IRISH CARTOON

 

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender asks him, “You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time.”

The Irishman replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I’m here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.”

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: ordering three pints and drinking them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.”

The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs.

“Oh, no,” he says, “Everyone’s fine. I’ve just quit drinking.”

 

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The Indian helping out …

 

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A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.

An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.

The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a’ so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills and canyon walls.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final ‘Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!’ and rode off.

“What did you do to get that Indian so excited?” asked the service-station attendant.

“Nothing,” the woman answered “I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn’t fall off.”

“Lady,” the attendant said, “Indians don’t use saddles.”

 

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Little Johnny and what part gets to heaven first …

 

Little Johnny has the answer

 

The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What part of your body gets to heaven first?”

Three students raise their hand, Jenny, Jim, and little Johnny in the back. The teacher thinks to herself, “I don’t want to call on Johnny cause he will say something bad.”

So she picks on Jenny first who says, “I think your head gets to heaven first cause you have to be smart.”

The teacher then calls on Jim who says, “I think your heart gets to heaven first cause you gotta have a good heart.”

Finally Johnny is the only one with his hand up. The teacher says to herself “Oh no, I gotta pick Johnny.” She picks him and he says, “I think your feet get to heaven first.”

The relieved teacher asks him, “Why on earth do you think your feet get to heaven first?”

Johnny says, “Cause I walked into my Mom and Dad’s room last night and my mom’s feet were straight up in the air and she was shouting ‘Oh God, I’m coming’!”

 

Well that’s probably true!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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