The wedding reception …

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A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song.

Well, this happened…but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.

A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.

In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.

“Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.”

“That must have hurt,” said the judge.

“No kidding,” said the best man. “I broke three of my fingers.”

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Chinese customs …

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Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of living in Shanghai . He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa.

A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region.

He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens . Not wanting to interrupt these ‘Chinese customs’, he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.

The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another ‘Chinese custom’, he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.

A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the drive-way, pause, and then put his head next to the bull’s bum.

The Aussie bloke can’t handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says , “Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood, and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull’s bum, it could just about shit on you.”

The Chinese man is very taken back and says, “Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I doing, these Australian customs.”

“What do you mean mate,” says the Aussie. “Those aren’t Australian customs.”

“Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me,” replied the Chinese man. “He say to become true Australian, I learn chase chicks, drink piss, and listen to bull-shit.”

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Great gifs 15 February 2015 …

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Releasing the doves …

Shared by Bear Tales follower Hilary.

You have just walked out of the Church after your delightful wedding ceremony and on the Church steps, both your families are applauding you, with a hundred friends gathered around.

The Photographer raises his camera and following your family’s tradition, both of you are holding beautiful, live, white Doves, which you will release together.

Bride and Groom stand happily shoulder to shoulder, with a Dove gently held in both hands, as everyone eagerly awaits the climax of your marriage vows.

The photographer gives the ready signal, and you open your hands toward the sky and release the Doves as a symbol of your eternal love!

Not a dry eye anywhere! Such a moving sight!

The camera flashes and the moment is captured for all eternity!!

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The twins’ pop out and say ‘CHEESE’ in front of your family and friends. They are very nice believe Bear.

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Today’s jokes 15 February 2015 …

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Some funny jokes for laughs today …

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Collective Hug – Just for Laughs Gags …

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Sexy Mascot – Just for Laughs Gags …

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A good samaritan …

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A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk.

Wanting to help, he asked the drunk “do you live here?” “Yep”.

“Would you like me to help you upstairs?” “Yep”.

When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked “Is this your floor?” “Yep”.

Then the good samaritan got to thinking that maybe he didn’t want to face the man’s irate and tired wife because she may think he was the one who got the man drunk.

So, he opened the first door he came to and shoved him through it then went back downstairs.

However, when he went back outside, there was another drunk.

So he asked that drunk.

“Do you live here?” “Yep”. “Would you like me to help you upstairs?” “Yep”. So he did and put him in the same door with the first drunk.

Then went back downstairs. Where, to his surprise, there was another drunk. So he started over to him.

But before he got to him, the drunk staggered over to a policeman and cried “Please officer, protect me from this man. He’s been doing nothing all night long but taking me upstairs and throwing me down the elevator shaft!”

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