Why did only the white couple survive …

Contributed by Bear Tales follower Brian.

“What the Fire Commander Said! Priceless!

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For those who understand, no explanation is needed.

For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible. Not fair to make judgement of this, until you see what the Fire Commander says!!!!

In Macquarie Fields, NSW, a 4-flat housing trust property was destroyed by a fire.

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A Somali family of 9, all welfare recipients and gang members, lived on the right first floor flat. They died.

An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the country from Pakistan , lived on the right ground floor flat. They, too, all perished.

Five Romanians, all ex-cons lived on the left ground floor. They, too, died.

A white couple, who lived on the left first floor flat survived the fire.

Various multicultural agencies were furious!!They flew into Sydney and met with the fire commander. On camera, they loudly demanded to know why 21 Somali’s, Muslims and Romanians all died in the fire and why only the white couple lived?

The Fire Commander said, “They were at work.”

This has just got to keep circulating. It’s too good!”

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Great gifs 19 January 2015 …

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Some great gifs for laughs today …

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Today’s jokes 19 January 2015 …

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Some funny jokes for laughs today …

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Hope you enjoyed and had a laugh!

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Wacky Mad Scientist Pranks – Just for Laughs Gags …

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Funny gags I know you will love them

Visit Just For Laughs Gags for many more I love them.

I know you had a laugh

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Believing in goblins …

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One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

“You’re a goblin,” she says, “I caught you and you owe me three wishes!”.

So the goblin replies “OK, you caught me fair and square, what’s your first wish?”.

The woman stops and thinks for a second, “I want a huge mansion to live in.”, goblins replies “OK, you’ve got it.”.

Woman again thinks it over, “My second wish is a Mercedes.” “OK, you’ve got that too.” “My last wish is a million dollars!”.

The goblin then says “OK, you’ve got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me.”

“OK then, if that’s what it takes…”

Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.

“Tell me,” says the man, “how old are you?”

“I’m 27″, she replies.

“Fuck me”, says the man, “27 and you still believe in goblins”.

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The farmer in the land of milk and honey …

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A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drives in and comes to the door.

“Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milkweed in your pasture. Would you mind if I went out and got some milk?”

“You don’t get milk from milkweed!” the farmer replied.

“Oh yes” said the young man “I have a degree in Agriculture I know all about it”.

“Well, help yourself” said the farmer.

He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with two buckets full of milk.

The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch when the same young man drove up. “Sir, yesterday when I was getting milk, I noticed you had some honeysuckle vine on the fence row. I wondered if you would mind if I got some honey?”

“You don’t get honey from honeysuckle!” said the farmer.

Again, the young man explained about his degree so the farmer agreed to let him collect some honey.

Soon the young man came back to his car with two buckets full of honey.

The next day the same young man drove up to the farmer’s house “Sir, yesterday when I was getting the honey, I noticed you had some pussy willow trees down by the creek”.

The farmer said “Let me get my shoes and I’ll go with you!

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Dover Police DashCam Confessional …

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This is really dumb but you will want to watch …

Subscribe to Dover Police videos you will love them.

I know you are laughing

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How to Kiss a Stranger Prank – Just for Laughs Gags …

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Funny gags I know you will love them

Visit Just For Laughs Gags for many more I love them.

I know you had a laugh

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Senior humor …

Shared by Bear Tales follower Leslie thank you …

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Some funny jokes for laughs …

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If you know anyone who is old, these would be fun to share. Believe me, I’m not sending them to you because you’re old.

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Interesting and effective Colgate advertisement …

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Contributed by Bear Tales follower John. Bear has not seen the advertisement but it makes a good point!

Pay close attention to each scene Colgate has created a very ingenious advertising campaign to promote their dental floss.

But before I explain the main detail of these images, observe them on your own.

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Now that you’ve had time to quietly observe the images:

* In the first photograph, the lady has one finger too many on her left hand,
* In the second photograph, a phantom arm is floating behind.
* In the third photograph, the man has only one ear.

The campaign attained its purpose. It proved that food debris on your teeth draws more attention than any physical defect does.

How well did you do? You failed the whole thing?

So did I !!!

So now you know that no matter what physical “defect” you might feel self-conscious about, just stick a chunk of spinach between your front teeth and no one will notice anything else about you!!!

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