I am really in the mood for a quickie …

Shared by Bear Tales follower John who thought we might like a quickie.

Low Battery: A man saved his girlfriend’s phone number on his mobile as ‘Low Battery’. Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the call and plugs it into the charger. Give that man a medal.

Government Survey: A government survey has shown that 91 percent of illegal immigrants come to Australia so that they can see their own doctor.

Two Thai girls asked me if I’d like to go bed with them; they said it would be just like winning Lotto! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off, and to my horror, we had six matching balls!

Such an unfair world: When a man talks dirty to a woman it’s considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $2.50/min
(charges may vary).

Valentine’s Day: Just booked a table for Valentine’s Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though; she’s lousy at snooker.

Got a new Jack Russell pup today. He’s mainly black and brown with just a small white area. I’ve called him England.

If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine flu from tins of ham then delete it. It’s spam.

They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly.

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Hot Girl Exposes Hairy Chest – Just for Laughs Gags …

Funny gags I know you will love them

Visit Just For Laughs Gags for many more I love them.

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Voodoo Sauce …

Shared by Bear Tales follower Brian.

Funny I know you will love it

“This commercial did not make the cut for “Super Bowl Sunday” (probably would win some sort of award if it did)” …

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Funny signs 2 April 2015 …

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You will get a laugh from these …

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We are laughing

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Great gifs 2 April 2015 …

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Some great gifs for laughs today …

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Today’s jokes 2 April 2015 …

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Some funny jokes for laughs today …

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That's crazy

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20 little chuckles …

Shared by Bear Tales follower Leslie.

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Thanks Leslie.

That's crazy

That’s crazy

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Free your mail …

Funny

“A better, smarter mailbox that fuses physical mail with everything you love about the electronic kind.

Smartbox is currently in field trial—stuck in the ground, in a field—for Inbox by Gmail customers. If you’re not yet using Inbox, simply email inbox@google.com any time before April 2 to be invited, and to reserve your spot on the Smartbox waitlist.”

Happy Aprils fools

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The engineer and the doctor …

Shared by Bear Tales follower Leslie.

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An Engineer was unemployed for long time. He couldn’t find a job so he opened a medical clinic and put a sign up outside: “Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000.”

One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.

Doctor: “I’ve lost taste in my mouth.”

Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Doctor: “This is Gasoline!”

Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”

The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.

Doctor: “I’ve lost my memory, I can’t remember anything.”

Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Doctor: “But that is Gasoline!”

Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”

The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Doctor: “My eyesight has become weak.”

Engineer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000.”

Doctor: “But this is only $500…”

Engineer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”

That's crazy

That’s crazy

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Great gifs 1 April 2015 …

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Some great gifs for laughs today …

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