24 hours to live …

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Barry returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told his wife Carol that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.

Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him.

Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, “Darling, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?”

Carol agreed and again they made love.

Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eights hours of life left.

He touched Carol’s shoulder and said, “Darling please? Just one more time before I die?”

She agreed, and then afterwards she rolled over and fell asleep.

Barry, however, lay there awake and listened to the clock ticking in his head, tossing and turning until he was down to only four more hours.

He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. “Darling, I only have four hours left! Could we…?”

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, “Listen, I’m not being funny Barry, but I have to get up in the morning and you don’t!”

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Bear is laughing

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Russian Dash Cam Accidents #48 – February 2014 …

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I find these Russian car crash videos compelling and have to share them.

I have never driven in icy conditions but the excessive speed and trying to overtake looks like a recipe for disaster to me. Driving in Russia must be an absolute nightmare!

As always I hope nobody was seriously hurt other than their wallet.

You will find this amazing …

Published on 27 February 2014

New Russian car crash compilations.

You have to laugh at some of the crazy driving. Hope you enjoyed.

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Blonde air travel …

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A plane is on its way to Toronto when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket, and then explains that since she paid for economy class she must return to her seat in the back. The woman replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Toronto and I’m staying right here.”

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the copilot about this blonde second class passenger sitting in first class and refusing to move back to her seat.

The co-pilot leaves the cockpit and tries to explain to the blonde passenger that she must go back to economy class because she didn’t pay for first class, but she insists, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Toronto and I’m staying right here.”

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and warns him that they’d better have some policemen waiting to arrest the blonde woman because she won’t listen to reason.

The pilot tells him, “I’m married to a blonde and I speak their language. I’ll try to convince her.” He leaves the cockpit, approaches the blonde passenger and whispers something in her ear.

“Oh, I’m sorry!” she apologizes, gets up and immediately returns to her seat in second class.

“What did you tell her?” the flight attendant and co-pilot ask in amazement.

“I told her that first class isn’t going to Toronto,” he explained.

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Today’s jokes 27 February 2014 …

Funny jokes being shared around today we all need to laugh some more …

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Caught speeding …

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Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

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Today’s jokes 26 February 2014 …

Funny jokes being shared around today we all need to laugh some more …

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The cowboy and his horse …

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A bartender was washing a glass lookin out the window of his saloon when he sees a cowboy tying off his horse and notices him go round the the business end of his horse lifts the tail and kisses the horses asshole he then goes into the saloon and asks for whiskey!

The bartender as he is pouring his drink says in all my years I’ve never seen a cowboy do that to a horse before tell me stranger why?

The cowboy says chapped lips!

The bartender says does that cure em?

The cowboy says hell no but sure stops ya from lickin em!

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Bear is laughing

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