The cannibal restaurant

You’ll love this ……….

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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Cannibal Restaurant

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Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu….

+Tourist: $5.00

+Broiled   Missionary: $10.00

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Fried   Explorer: $15.

+Politician: Baked Labor or Grilled Green $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
“Why such a high price for the politicians?”

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The cook replied,

“Have you ever tried to clean one?

They’re so full of sh–, it takes all morning.”

Source: Email chain. I know you have probably heard it before but I had a laugh and so shared it.

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