A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
+Politician: Baked Labor or Grilled Green $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
“Why such a high price for the politicians?”
The cook replied,
“Have you ever tried to clean one?
They’re so full of sh–, it takes all morning.”
Source: Email chain. I know you have probably heard it before but I had a laugh and so shared it.