The Mexican maid asked for a pay  increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about  the raise.

She asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay  increase?”

Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I  wanna increaze.”

“The first is that I iron better than you.”

Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”

Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook  than you.”

Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than  me?”

Maria: “Jor hozban did”

Wife increasingly agitated:

“Oh he did, did he???”

Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at  sex than you in the bed.”

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted  teeth.

“And did my husband say that as well?”

Maria: “No Señora……. The gardener did.”

Wife: “So how much do you want?”

Source: Email chain thanks Brian.