For those who think they know everything

For Those Who Think They Know Everything -

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clip_image002 The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a Substitute for Blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead…I’ll  wait…

Donkeys kill more people annually clip_image003Than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass)

You burn more calories sleeping clip_image004Than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code clip_image005Was Wrigley’s gum.

The King of Hearts is the only king
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WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive clip_image007From each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
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(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?
That women are going the ‘right’ direction…?)

Apples, not caffeine, clip_image009Are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from clip_image010  DEAD SKIN !

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
clip_image011So did the first ‘Marlboro Man’.

Walt Disney was afraid clip_image012 OF MICE!

PEARLS DISSOLVE clip_image013 IN VINEGAR!

The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs…
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A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, clip_image015 And no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet Away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
clip_image016 (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

And the best for last…..
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Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don’t YOU?)
So……………………

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Remember, knowledge is everything so go move your toothbrush!!!

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